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Who is the loser? A loser is the kindda guy who kicks ass on each term, the kindda guy who’d fill you with envy, the kindda guy who puts Brad Pitt and Ryan Reynolds to shame. Yep, no matter what is it you’d think makes life sweet, he got it.
He knows his way with the ladies - in fact, He’s so good, that he can: drive with a friend to the beach, looking for chicks, get turned off dozens of times trying, then when he finally gets lucky enough to meet a nice girl who actually likes him, introduce her to his friend, buy beer for everyone, escort his friend and the chick to her hotel room and wish them a great time - All that, just so that he can get back home and “grease the pipe”.
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Originally, here was the part where I bragged some more about my virtues but the blogs’ editor (bossy little bastard) kicked me in the ass and cut this part. You know why? - he says nobody wants to read me whining about my smelly life, he says people want love stories, comedy, superhero’s, action, the good stuff. Well… I got love stories, my police records for harassment are the proof. I get tones of action (in video games). Comedy? I’m the king of comedy, in fact - everybody says I’m a joke.
Now hear this one - I’m a super hero too! But not the way your panties over tights wearing heroes are. I have no secret identity (tough, I did changed clothes in a phone booth once), I’m more like a mosquito – annoying, and everyone want to get away from me. However, great power comes with great responsibility – So I'm eating lunch at work alone, this way my co-workers won’t try assassinating me with a fork.
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| Ladies and gentleman, I'm a loser. |
Ladies and gentleman, I'm a loser, I suck on each term, and that's not who I always wanted to be. I always wished to be a doctor, or a cop, or a firefighter or a ninja turtle! I don’t know… guess I just wanted to be someone who’s needed. yet, I ended up being a loser - a Professional Loser : my jobs sucks, I have no girl, my life’s a mess and I’m not a damn ninja turtle!!
So this blog is the documentation of my journey to … well I don’t know where exactly I’m trying to get with it but I know I want to be something more, I know I want a better life for myself, and I know that even the hottest, richest, smartest, most talented people can sometimes be losers, or at least feel that way.
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It’s not another “Help yourself ” blog and I’m not any god damn guru, I’m just a dude like you, stuck in the middle class life, looking for answers, looking for a way to be more. So if you too feel like a professional loser or just want to accompany me on my journey, this blog is for you. This is me trying to improve my life, hopefully, helping you to improve yours too. you’re welcome to tip me, laugh at me, comment or whatever…
This post is an invitation for you - to join my journey, the journey of a professional loser.
